December 2011
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weeds marathon just cause (:
oh yeah. i have work at 12 tomorrow and probably will be a full time shift of 8 hours and a half. do i care? NOPE.
chances are the bitches are gonna let me go since it’s a seasonal job and they’re only keeping 15 people out of the 200 they hired & this is pretty much everyone’s last week sooooooooo. weeds it is. aha.
rolandozukomunoz asked: Jocelyn (:
Anonymous asked: 15? :)
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phone conversation with le boyfriend
me: hey hoe. so what are you doing?
him: watching porn..you?
me: ohh. aha. cool. i'll just call you later when you finish...which we both know will be in like five minutes.
him: AH..HA. no. i'm not watching porn i was kidding. anyways so oh my gosh this guy..
me: EWW. please skip the details of your porno..
him: AHAHA NOOO. oh my gosh not from that! i was gonna say this guy has really long
me: STOP! EWWW stop stop stop.
him: EYELASHES. I WAS GONNA SAY EYELASHES.
me: hey...that was the first thing i noticed on you. your longness. how it was like..up..down.. by your eyes...
him: what?!
me: your eyelashes. duhh.
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Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
DavidBryanRamirez :3
envyadams:
a blind man walks into a bar
and a table, and a chair
Can I just take a minute and saaay
Yesterday was the best day ever. Disneyland & California Adventure in one day with my boyfriend for his birthday was too awesome(: & then the World of Color! We both cried aha. Sounds kinda corny but yeahhhh…we did. Well he “only teared up” aha. It was when the song “So Close” started playing (,: like seriously, GENIUS to put all the adorable emotional parts...
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
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